30th Dec 2008

Change – siêu nhảm

This is an email the CFO of a small insurance company in San Francisco sent out to all employees.

Fellow Business Executives:

As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who will have to go.. So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.

If you have a better idea, let me know.

Sincerely,

3 Responses to “Change – siêu nhảm”

  1. FR Says:

    :)))))))))))

  2. HA Says:

    8/140 is a tiny change! At my friend’s firm it’s 5/40.
    Mine: 3/8, now that is CHANGE!

  3. Hoàng tử Mèo Says:

    Cái này chắc chú nào bịa ra. Tìm trên internet thấy đầy trên các forum mà không ai rõ nguồn ở đâu ra cả.

Leave a Reply