23rd Sep 2006

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

Quite funny this Satanism. “Nothing is sacred, except yourself. Nothing is holy, except yourself”.

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked (okay, next time I’ll be less christian Image)

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them (I’m sure all of you wanna hear about my lost cell phone, don’t you?)

3. When in another’s lair, show him/her respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him/her cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal (hi hi what is the “mating signal” by the way?).

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he/she cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him/her to stop. If he/she does not stop, destroy him/her.

2 Responses to “The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth”

  1. Hoang Says:

    Có lần lọ mọ search discussions cho cái “The Satanic Verses” cũng lạc vào mấy sites này. Sau khi đọc xong thì thấy mình chính ra Satanic tới 90% :) Hiểu đúng học thuyết và context của nó thì cái này khá positive, vì thế đang nghĩ xem nếu lần sau có đứa nào hỏi “What religion do you practice?” thì có nên bảo nó là “I consider myself a Satanist” hay không :D

  2. zim Says:

    chết mất, khéo em nên đi theo Satanism, em thấy mình hợp với cái vụ này quá, há há

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